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Monique on ... big dildos
So, in terms of your first girl-girl photo shoot. How did that feel, like the first moment you got in front of the camera? What was that all about?
I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I grew up north; we're kind of conservative up there. They handed me a dildo and I was like, ‘what is this?'
Had you ever seen a dildo before?
No. Earl Miller. Handed me the big pink dildo, and I'm like ‘what is this?' and he was like, ‘you use it,' and I'm like, ‘what? It's too big, can't you see? I'm a small person…I can't use this dildo! It's huge!' It was very painful.
Monique 'on'... Jenna Jameson (oh yeah)
You just did a movie with the queen of all porn stars - Jenna Jameson. How was that experience?
Yeah, that was awesome, Jenna was awesome. That was some good sex.
Were you nervous?
Yeah, I was kind of nervous. But Jenna talked me down. she was like, ‘don't be nervous.'
She got butt naked in front of you and you were like, ‘look at Jenna's tits!'
Yeah, I mean it's Jenna Jameson, I'm like, ‘holy shit, I'm fucking Jenna Jameson!' You know how many dudes are envious of me right now? The first thing I did was call all my guy friends and said, ‘guess who I'm fucking!' It was great, they were all jealous. It was wonderful, she was wonderful. I was nervous but I tried not to be because she told me not to be. So I had to just play it off.
Did you strap on something?
We didn't use any toys. Just fingers, tongues.
How Natural.
Monique on ... playing God
O.k.… Jim Carrey was given the power of God for 7 days in Bruce Almighty. If you were given the power of God, what would be your first divine action?
That's a pretty big role.
The first thing he did was like lift a girl's skirt up.
I would do something nicer. Save all the puppies in the world…
From?
From all the evil in the world.
And put them…
On a happy puppy farm.
And what if they didn't get along, what if they all started fighting.
I'm God; I can make them happy puppies.
Monique and ... girl on girl action
Any sexy girlie stories people would want to hear about?
I have a fun story. So this one night, me, Jessica Drake, Delorian, Stormy and Aria rented a room at the Mondrian on Sunset for Stormy's birthday…we went to the bar and got completely wasted…we got in the room and started having crazy lesbian sex…
All five of you.
Well first Aria and Stormy starting getting into it and then Delorian attacked Jessica. I was just sitting there all by myself and was like ‘screw you guys, I'm going out'…and then Delorian and Jessica attacked me and…yeah, it was fun.
Monique on ...the insertion of weird foreign objects.
As if a big dildo wasn't enough.
What's the weirdest thing that's ever gone into your body?
A cucumber.
What's with the cucumber?
Um, probably the one thing I'm really ashamed of doing in this business…I wasn't really aware of what was supposed to be done, and I did this internet shoot for these people, and they paid a lot of money but you had to put a lot of weird things in you. But the cucumber wasn't bad, it was just a fucking cucumber, but then they wanted the bottoms of bottles, but my body couldn't handle that, I'm too small. I couldn't do the bottom of the bottle, it just wouldn't fit.
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